I have written a poem. It doesn't quite rhyme.

Johnny Weir, Johnny Weir
I need to change my underwearFor you who aren't into this sort of thing - WORLD FIGURE SKATING CHAMPIONSHIP!!!1 ( Read more... )

Ice Ice Baby
Yesterday I discovered the true meaning of YouTube: FIGURE SKATING. I spent a most pleasant hour in the company of Johnny Weir and Irina Slutskaya and now I'm watching Plushenko skate to "Sex Bomb" (male striptease on ice - yay feminism!). I didn't make it through the Chupa-Chups commercial that began with a happy "do you know what ( Read more... )